The Office (Choose Your Own Misery #1)

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This is an ACE for ISBN13 9781626819245 The Office AdventureA comic choose your own path novel for adults Play as a miserable, hungover office worker just trying to zombie through another awful day at work Should you show up for the big meeting or duck out with Debby, the weird woman from HR who keeps making suggestive comments about FDR Play the fatty lump in your back for office wide sympathy, or dive into a WebMD spiral that can only end in cancer Tell someone about the weird genital fondling that s happening at the crystal healer s, or just accept that this is the best substitution you ll find for love, todayor maybe ever In CYOM TOA, you have countless options, but they rarely end well It s okay, though A life of adventure would require so many uncomfortable sleeping situations Besides, you have dental Keep reminding yourself about the dental. Best Read The Office (Choose Your Own Misery #1) [ Author ] Mike MacDonald [ Kindle ePUB or eBook ] – kino-fada.fr You wake up with the mother of all hangovers Aw, crap It s a work day Do you call in sick or hit the snooze button Either option will have consequences.I ve been playing with this book at lunchtime for over two weeks now and I still haven t experienced every possible scenario.You could end up vomiting on your own shoes, appearing on television, embarrassing yourself in front of fellow employees AND the boss, pimping a coworker to a slimy IT guy, getting sent to HR for certain termination, You wake up with the mother of all hangovers Aw, crap It s a work day Do you call in sick or hit the snooze button Either option will have consequences.I ve been playing with this book at lunchtime for over two weeks now and I still haven t experienced every possible scenario.You could end up vomiting on your own shoes, appearing on television, embarrassing yourself in front of fellow employees AND the boss, pimping a coworker to a slimy IT guy, getting sent to HR for certain ter...I just fucking knew one day, warped minded individuals would reach out into the world and smack us right upside our noggins with a book that would throw us into a bunch of not so great shitty situations PURE GENIUS Everyone remembers those CYOA books where you get sucked into a wormhole, travel to other planets, talk with aliens, find buried treasure and make the dreaded wrong choice and the story ends If not, where the fuck have you been Under the big rock on Mars that looks like a face Dam I just fucking knew one day, warped minded individuals would reach out into the world and smack us right upside our noggins with a book that would throw us into a bunch of not so great shitty situations PURE GENIUS Everyone remembers those CYOA books where you get sucked into a wormhole, travel to other planets, talk with aliens, find buried treasure and make the dreaded wrong choice and the story ends If not, where the fuck have you been Under the big rock on Mars that looks like a face Damn Choose Your Own Misery is just like those except on a ...If you re at all like me, you probably have fond memories of those tattered paperback Choose Your Own Adventure novels in the school library They were the literary equivalent of text based adventure games like Planetfall, Wishbringer, or Zork only instead of swapping random floppy disks, you scrambled back and forth to random pages We used to read them at a frantic pace, just to see who could find the weirdest ending.Of course, if you grew up in an era that didn t begin with 19 something, yo If you re at all like me, you probably have fond memories of those tattered paperback Choose Your Own Adventure novels in the school library They were the literary equivalent of text based adventure games like Planetfall, Wishbringer, or Zork only instead of swapping random floppy disks, you scrambled back and forth to random pages We used to read them at a frantic pace, just to see who could find the weirdest ending.Of course, if you grew up in an era that didn t begin with 19 something, you probably have no idea what I m talking about, but that s not the point.Anyway, when I came across an ARC for The Office Adventure, ...I have to say and I don t say this lightly this is easily the best comedy book I ve cowritten this year I highly recommend everyone in the entire world read it, love it, and then get their moms to read it and film their inevitable disgust and or horror.This book is an autobiography But legally, you can t present that as evidence in court.Haha, this was good fun, I ve read it about 8 times now just to get as many endings as possible I was expecting it to bemiserable than it was, that might just be because I m a miserable sod.I remember buying these adventure books when I was a kid, they were good and it was like having a story you could read again and again and the story was always different I read this on the kindle and it works really well I would write about my favourite route the story took, but that would just spoi Haha, this was good fun, I ve read it about 8 times now just to get as many endings as possible I was expecting it to bemiserable than it was, that might just be because I m a miserable sod.I remember buying these adventure books when I was a kid, they were good and it was like having a story you could read again and again and the story was always different I read this on ...1 Do you have time to read a book No, go to 2.Yes, go to 3.2 You must be mistaken Everyone has time to read This is the perfect book for your lunch break or a train commute, since you can get through many of these adventures quickly Proceed to 3.3 Clearly you should read this book You get it at your local bookstore, where they are doing a signing event The authors are hilarious, so you have high hopes You notice one of wrote I hope you laugh so hard you puke when she was signing you 1 Do you have time to read a book No, go to 2.Yes, go to 3.2 You must be mistaken Everyone has time to read This is the perfect book for your lunch break or a train commute, since you can get through many of these adventures quickly Proceed to 3.3 Clearly you should read this book You get it at your local b...This book is a HOOT and that isn t something I say often Or ever Seriously, this book is so fun Check it out The fun of childhood imagination mixed with the crushed dreams of adulthood After a night of too much drinking, do you call in sick or hit the snooze button Do you use that last vacation day or suck it up and go in to the office Do you rent a hooker for the evening or ask Debby to play your girlfriend for the night You know the typical questions that we all face every day If r This book is a HOOT and that isn t something I say often Or ever Seriously, this book is so fun Check it out The fun of childhood imagination mixed with the crushed dreams of adulthood After a night of too much drinking, do you call in sick or hit the snooze button Do you use that last vacation day or suck it up and go in to the office Do you rent a hooker for the evening or ask Debby to play your girlfriend for the night You know the typical questions that we all face every day If ra...What a ride Choose Your Own Misery The Office Adventure is an innovative, interactive comic romp through a day in the life of a run of the mill wage slave who s had a bit too much to drink the night before and is paying for it today Depending on your druthers, you, the reader, can chart the...This is next level, top class comedy at its absolute finest I d imagine that this book is going to gain some serious traction once it s officially released I d highly recommend Choose Your Own Misery The Office Adventure to anyone who likes...

The Office (Choose Your Own Misery #1)
  • English
  • 27 December 2017
  • Paperback
  • 300 pages
  • Mike MacDonald
  • The Office (Choose Your Own Misery #1)