Batman, Volume 7: The Wedding

Posted on 25 February 2018 by Tom King

It s the marriage of Batman and Catwoman The wedding of the century is here in BATMAN VOL 7, written by the critically acclaimed Tom King The day has finally arrived the nuptials of Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle But their road to wedded bliss won t be easy With visitors from this time and beyond, the Bat and the Cat will have to undergo even trials and tribulations before they walk down the aisle.Written by generational talent Tom King and featuring art by Mikel Jan n, BATMAN VOL 7 features one of the biggest milestones in DC history Collects BATMAN 45 50. Free Download Batman, Volume 7: The Wedding author Tom King For Kindle ePUB or eBook – kino-fada.fr Awww.Well, I m disappointed I mean, I was really hoping that that ending wouldn t happen, but it went down the way that I think everyone expected it to go down view spoiler I mean, I think everyone kind of thought that there was NO WAY they d let Batman and Catwoman get married, but Tom King has continually surprised me with this title, so I thoughtwell, maybe he s going to do the surprising thing and actu...On page two of this book Green Lantern commits suicide by power ring and blows his own head off Wow top that for a wedding toast I knew a Batman wedding was never going to be normal but I don t think anybody expected that As good as the lead in books to Batman and Catwoman s wedding have been, the actual event itself is underwhelming Like The War of Jokes and Riddles, this is unfortunately one of my least favourite books in Tom King s Batman run And I m not saying that because one of the On page two of this book Green Lantern commits suicide by power ring and blows his own head off...A totally out of character Booster Gold gives Batman a wedding present by saving his parents setting up a Bat version of Flashpoint where everything is WAY worse I had a hard time getting past the fact that Booster would never muck with time that way Maybe Booster and Beetle would back in their wacky JLI days, but the Geoff Johns and Dan Jurgens penned versions of Booster over the last 15 years No way He secretly corrects time Hell, at the same time these issues were coming out Booster was A totally out of character Booster Gold gives Batman a wedding present by saving his parents setting up a Bat version of Flashpoint where everything is WAY worse I had a h...Things I learned from reading this volume of Batman If Booster Gold wants to give you a wedding present, don t make eye contact, run away as fast as you can, and notify your local authorities you might also consider notifying DC Comics editors, reminding them that Booster Gold is just a complete and total douche in tights, and suggesting they ban writers from using him in anything other than a Lobo team up book henceforth Tom King prizes characterization over storytelling logic he writes a Things I learned from reading this volume of Batman If Booster Gold wants to give you a wedding present, don t make eye contact, run away as fast as you can, and notify your local authorities you might also consider notifying DC Comics editors, reminding them that Booster Gold is just a complete and total douche in tights, and suggesting they ban writers from using him in anything other than a Lobo team up book henceforth Tom King prizes characterization over storytelling logic he w...Oh man This is impossible to talk about without spoiling everything, so I won t But this was phenomenal and beautiful and so emotional and gut wrenching, and I love these characters, I love Tom King and this was just ahhh So good.Mostly very underwhelming about half of this volume consisted of stories or segments that were already featured in other books either in the middling Batman Preludes to the Wedding or in the good but not great Batman Catwoman The Wedding Album The Deluxe Edition that I happened to read first How many times will DC repackage this material Anything to make a quick buck, I guess.As for the other new multi chapter stories in The Wedding...You can t really talk about this book without SPOILERS, so I am going to be better than DC and actually warn you of the SPOILERS that are incoming Wow, what a clustertruck, DC You write one of the biggest events or non events, as it turned out to be of the year, and then you purposefully spoil it for everyone before it is released because of sales figures or some such nonsense This volume is really hard to review It had some fun moments but, in the end, it all turned out to be pointless You can t really talk about this book without SPOILERS, so I am going to be better than DC and actually warn you of the SPOILERS that are incoming Wow, what a clustertruck, DC You write one of the biggest events or non events, as it turned out to be of the year, and then you purposefully spoil it for everyone before it is released because of sales f...I don t read a lot of Batman comics because I find him generally boring as a superhero But then, I ve always preferred the bad guys But after reading the first volume of Joelle Jones Catwoman series , I wanted to understand the circumstances leading Selina to Villa Hermosa and to her new life.This is a tricky book to review because it is fun, cheesy, clever, frustrating, touching, predictable, with mostly beautiful art So its fair to say I enjoyed I don t read a lot of Batman comics because I find him generally boring as a superhero But then, I ve always preferred the bad guys But after reading the first volume of Joelle Jones Catwoman series , I wanted to understand the circumstances leading Selina to Villa Hermosa and to her new life.This is a tricky book to review because it is fun, cheesy, clever, frustrating, touching, predictable, with mostly beautiful art So its fair to say I enjoyed it as much as I am likely to enjoy any Batman comic.The Booster Gold story line, where the dumb ass tries to find Batman a wedding gift and fucks it up rather spectacularly, is very silly...Can Batman really ever be truly happy Before I answer that question, a joke for you, all tired from reading all these Goodreads reviews Catwoman, pressing her artery so she won t bleed out, talking to The Joker, who is pressing his artery so he won t bleed out C So you want to hear the joke J I do.C This older brother.J What s his name C Chuck.J I like it.C Chuck tells his younger brother Chris.J How old is Chris C Two.J Chuck tells his two year old brother.C Chris Can Batman really ever be truly happy Before I answer that question, a joke for you, all tired from reading all these Goodreads reviews Catwoman, pressing her artery so she won t bleed out, talking to The Joker, who is pressing his artery so he won t bleed out C So you want to hear the joke J I do.C This older brother.J What s his name C Chuck.J I like it.C Chuck tells his younger brother Chris.J How old is Chris C Two.J Chuck tells his two year old brother.C Chris If you name two letters of the alphabet, I ll give you 20 bucks, okay J And Chris says C And Chris says.J Okay.C O.K.J Hahahahaha.It s a comic book, what do you want But Tom King likes it when he brings The Joker into his Batman run, so he can make jokes Especially in the middle of a potent...This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers To view it, click here Well they did it, they pulled it offWith all the classic elements that make heroes so appealing in the first place with great power comes great responsibility, self sacrifice for the greater good, and even a scuffle for old times sake from the clown prince of crime to bring some perspective to our love struck hero he...

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25 February 2018

Tom King