Are You There, Vodka? Its Me, Chelsea

Posted on 23 August 2017 by Chelsea Handler

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power vodka You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class Welcome to Chelsea s world a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous Whether she s convincing her third grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn s daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum swilling little person who looks just like her only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations Are You There, Vodka It s Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today. 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Its Me, Chelsea By Chelsea Handler – kino-fada.fr Horrible Chelsea Lately is a great show, and Chelsea Handler a talented comedian But this book is bad A colossal disappointment The whole crass shock value thing wears thin really quickly I might have laughed a couple of times, but not enough to warrant even a second star.Cutting edge, funny sexy stories Having seen Chelsea doing stand up and on Girls Behaving Badly, I was anxious to see how her wicked sarcastic wit would translate into text It s fantastic A seriously gifted writer, who combines funny and raunchy better than any woman.I mean wild, hilarious and uninhibited story telling And it s not just the sheer ridiculous situations she encounters She reflects about her mindless journeys and the meaning of life in such an amusing, self deprecating cynical Cutting edge, funny sexy stories Having seen Chelsea doing stand up and on Girls Behaving Badly, I was anxious to see how her wicked sarcastic wit would translate into text It s fantastic A seriously gifted writer, who combines funny and raunchy better than any woman.I mean wild, hilarious and uninhibited story telling And it s not just the sheer ridiculous situations she encounters She reflects about her mindless journeys and the meaning of life in such an amusing, self deprecating cynical manner It s filled with funny anecdotes She just has that trashy comedienne s gift of saying everything we think about but are afraid to say And she manages to share absolutely horrifying situations and somehow make them hysterical There are some hilarious and uncomfortable family ...Admittedly, I don t usually read books like this, but found Are You There, Vodka It s Me, Chelsea to be an overall entertaining collection The first four essays were, far and away, the best in the collection Until reading this book, I had no familiarity with Handler Totally underwhelming and inconsistently hilarious Admittedly, the parts that were funny really were fantastic However, Chelsea Handler glosses over and re arranges life events in order to align them just so and thusly make Admittedly, I don t usually read books like this, but found Are You There, Vodka It s Me, Chelsea to be an overall entertaining collection The first four essays were, far and away, the best in the collection Until reading this book, I had no familiarity with Handler Totally underwhelming and inconsistently...Ah Chelsea, Hilarious Read this on the plane ride back from atlanta She never disappoints and I m certain i annoyed rows 18 and 20 of Airtran Flight 176, and possibly rows 17 and 21 at certain points in the book with my laughter Would recommend it to anyoneThis sort of book and the positive outpouring for it make me really feel like I must have missed the boat somewhere in the last couple decades of culture or something Maybe it is that I have never seen Handler s stand up and came to this book expecting something a little bit different Perhaps Handler s shtick is that she is merely making a tongue in cheek imitation of the cliche mean girl that we al...Buhwahahaha This woman is easily the funniest woman in the entertainment industry Yes, she s rude and crude, and definitely not for the prude But I just can t help it I love her She brings out the evil maniacal laugh in me, if case you didn t already notice.Since her other book is entitled My Horizontal Life A Collection of One Night Stands , you can be fairly certain this book will also include sexual content as well as a lot of adult language So if those make you uncomfortable, don t Buhwahahaha This woman is easily the funniest woman in the entertainment industry Yes, she s rude and crude, and definitely not for the prude But I just can t help it I love her She brings out the evil maniacal laugh in me, if case you didn t already notice.Since her other book is entitled My Horizontal Life A Collection of One Night Stands , you can be fairly certain this book will also include sexual content as well as a lot of adult language So if those make you uncomfortable, don t read this At least not while others of a prudish nature are around.She does have a deeply dark sense of humor It seems to be all in good fun, though not necessarily good taste I like to believe she s a softie at heart, just with a hard exterior Nevertheless, she s entertaining to say the least.I really recommend listening to the audio book A sheet of paper just cannot capture the brilliance of her wit and sarcasm...Before I say anything regarding my rating of this book, it needs to be said how much I love Chelsea Handler I love Chelsea Lately, and I love her standup routines She is a spunky, hilarious individual, and I have always admired her for that I was really excited to read this book, because so many of my friends have enjoyed it and because I am a Chelsea enthusiast Unfortunately, this book didn t do anything for me Sure, the anec...This book was just as much fun as Handler s first but possibly darker Not that she got meaner or grosser but in this book I was often wondering, since for the most part, Handler does seem to actually wish to not overtly hurt anyone s feelings, how obvious it was to the people discussed that they were subjects Some of them seemed to deserve it but nonetheless, this newer book seemed meaner Handler has fa...Okay, I sent this back to the libraryhalf way through It started to collect dust and when it was reading time, I just didn t want to pick it up The library was begging for it back and I figured after 7 weeks, I wasn t going to finish it I got this book because Chelsea s show is funny and sometimes outrageous I wanted to knowabout her, but it is so couched in comedy what did I expect, right that it s mildly disappointing I liked the book at least the half I read , it s funny, how Okay, I sent this back to the libraryhalf way through It started to collect dust and when it was reading time, I just didn t want to pick it up The library was begging for it back and I...Are you there Vodka It s Me ChelseaEverything about this book is clever, starting with the title To any Judy Blume fan, the parody is obvious, but even the less informed reader to whom I will now impart the title of Blume s novel, Are you there God It s me, Margaret would find this title an apt one Are you there Vodkachronicles Chelsea Handler s sexual antics across all realms, from weddings, to summer flings, to family vacations, and while the men and midgets vary widely, one factor Are you there Vodka It s Me ChelseaEverything about this book is clever, starting with the title To any Judy Blume fan, the parody is obvious, but even the less informed reader to whom I will now impart the...

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23 August 2017

Chelsea Handler